Just got back from a week in Mayrhofen. It snowed a hell of a lot which kept me very busy, destroyed my thighs and sidetracked me from collecting enough crap for a full blog post. That aside, here are the top 5 things we did find this time...

Due to the prevailing weather conditions, ski resorts might seem to be unlikely places to find swimsuit competitions, but they do have one major thing going for them: they're total sausagefests, so there's an almost endless supply of horny blokes desperate to leer at scantily clad ladies. Unfortunately they also have one major drawback too: they're total sausagefests, so the supply of willing exhibitionists is limited. And there's no place more limited than wherever the hell this place is...

In an extremely unfortunate coincidence for the Loveland Ski Resort marketing department, it turns out there's another Loveland on the block. It's a self-styled "sexual themepark" in South Korea that offers an interesting line in sculptural art. It causes more than a bit of confusion when you try to run an image search for Loveland...