One of the first things Vic did was head to Maxim and get dressed up like a homoerotic Russian submariner dishing up a buttery bread roll on a snowboard.
Then the couple stuck with the Russian stereotype theme as they posed for an epic series of strange ads for their watch sponsors...
Tiny lady and her triangular banjo.
A sexy, sexy triangular banjo.
Caressing Lenin's head
Drunk, with giant banjo crutch
Drunk and about to be sacked from her lollipop lady job.
Funny thing after all that is she's got no idea how to play it.
Dog pissing on a tree pose
Pointing at pictures of wife
Praying to cup of tea
Snowboarding down set of stairs
They got to meet the local mad man...
Then they they got the full Photoshop treatment from Hello Magazine
Massive flower arrangement overwhelms table legs.
The lazy mermaid shot
In the middle of having a fight in the car
Draped on an Audi
Which segues nicely to what they've really spent most of their time doing since the Olympics... draping themselves on Audis.
Another red one
Another white one
And an orange one they can't afford
Suspecting they weren't just Audi groupies, I figured they might have some sort of sponsorship deal with Audi. Turns out they do, so of course the next thing was yet another strange photoshoot for Audi, which involved no Audis.
No Audis, but a lot of strange.
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