The world's of snowboarding and snowmobiling have a lot in common, beyond the common wish that we'd both thought of more succinct names for our activities when they were invented. However both things come from very different backgrounds which keeps the cultures distinct in a few very specific ways. Because snowmobiling harks from the world of motoring it does have the unfortunate propensity to embrace a few things snowboarding wouldn't touch, like the use of shitty graphics, the addiction to three letter acronyms and what we're looking at today, the objectification of women. To demonstrate that difference let's take a look at the output of Snowmobile Calenders. Maybe this is the real reason why Jeremy Jones chooses to walk everywhere...

Believe it or not, in the 1950s there was a brief period when skiing was cool, and in that fleeting moment wherever skiing was spotted being cool it was inevitably in conjunction with a Porsche...

I wrote a long article yesterday about the art of pissing people off. Someone said it was a little bit wandering. Here's a top 10 list...

Tip tip: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?...

Also this week: A mind-blowing Japanese computer game, a snowmobile with guns and the worst Christmas present ever...

This is how every self-respecting snowboarder should role....

If you're on the hunt for a new vehicle to pootle about your local ski resort next season then this bossed-up Fiat Panda be the answer...