Despite the irony of being surround by a field of frozen water, the snowboarder was powerless to stop the unexplained snowboard combustion from quickly enveloping him in it's deadly embrace.
Steve really regretted having that dodgy chicken curry as the clouds of poisonous gas pored out of his orifice.
One minute the three friends were out enjoying some fresh powder, the next their lives were horrifically cut-short as a result of some bizarre Tron-like collision.
Dave's penis suddenly caught fire, his death was mercifully quick.
No one who was there would ever forget the moment when they saw Bob's legs suddenly lose all structural integrity, and the resulting blood explosion that prematurely ended out such a promising life.
"I'm on top of the world!" shouted Tony, just moments before the epic explosive gastroenteritis hit
It was the Olympic final, he was in second place after the first run and he only needed this last trick to win gold, suddenly his arse exploded in a glut of flames.
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