Thursday, September 25, 2014

Snowmobile Calendars - Chilly Ladies With Bra Problems

 
The world's of snowboarding and snowmobiling have a lot in common, beyond the common wish that we'd both thought of more succinct names for our activities when they were invented. However both things come from very different backgrounds which keeps the cultures distinct in a few very specific ways. Because snowmobiling harks from the world of motoring it does have the unfortunate propensity to embrace a few things snowboarding wouldn't touch, like the use of shitty graphics, the addiction to three letter acronyms and what we're looking at today, the objectification of women. To demonstrate that difference let's take a look at the output of Snowmobile Calenders. Maybe this is the real reason why Jeremy Jones chooses to walk everywhere...


The negative-gilet wrist-bra fail

'Only in America', except when it's in...

Canada's finest glove-bra failure


Sore-neck elbow-bra fail


AXS? An Xerotic Sufferer? Itchy

Gloves and bra fail. 


Belt-bra and wig fail



Single-handed-bra fail



Double X-treme bra fail



Tiny-headed melted-snow hand-bra fail



"Save a horse and ride a sled" WTF? finger-bra fail


Can't spell 'action' pantie-bra fail



That's-not-a-microphone soapy-bra fail



No-idea-how-to-use-a-snowmobile hand-bra fail



Can't-ride-a-snowmobile, chequered-toga-bra fail


And finally... 

Lost-her-contact-lens snowmobile-seat-bra fail



Although historically they've always enjoyed a more than their fair share of female objectification, at least back in the day the ladies were more sensibly attired, even when they were representing jazz mags...

The sense of freedom that only appropriate clothing and fully functional bras provide




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