Ever wanted the main feature of your snowboarding to be your brightly coloured arse? If you have, a company in Japan has come up with just the answer: introducing the Anthem Powgard...
Sexy like a heavily-branded snowboarding baboon.
Translation: 1. Remove belt, 2. Fiddle around, 3. Add giant snow nappy, 4. Look like dickhead
Fig 1.0 - A full-dickhead
If those instructions didn't make sense here's a review video, filmed very aptly in ultra vertical vision...
As well as turd brown check, it's available in a whole range of 90's boxer shorts patterns:
As if there's any choice but to go for the leopard print.
A set of these will set you back $57 or £34...
I think this store could have over-stocked
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