Freaky trend of the week: Snowboard-Yoga

I haven't tried it myself because as British man I work best in a constant pent-up state, but for a lot of snowboarders yoga is a key part of their lifestyle. It certainly makes up a dominant proportion of the Instagram output of professional female snowboarders like...

 Hannah Teter's panties-focused Instagram

and Silje Norendal's ongoing attempts to collect the most unctuous group of followers in all of snowboarding history.

Most of the time though, there's a clear separation between snowboarding and yoga, but very occasionally people will try and bring both things together and that's where things get a bit strange...

In a flash this passing skier seized the opportunity to give the snowboarder an impromptu tea-bagging.

That strange group of snowboarders are the followers of Yogaist Denise Porter Kemp, and she takes things to another level entirely...

If you happened to spot Denise going through this routine, you'd already be giving her a very wide berth, but things get really out-of-hand when she moves to a series of single strap-in poses...

What is this place? Is it a Loonatic asylum?

Aaarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh Fuck Yoga!

And if that had you crossing your legs then to finish off here's another Yogalologist, Dashama Konah, taking things far, far to far.

I'm going to stick to not doing yoga.

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