Monarch Airlines, the self-proclaimed 'skiers airline' (which I suspect might make then slightly prone to bias in their research), and respected judges of what is or isn't cool (see above photo), have conducted some dubious research to show that skiing is cooler than snowboarding...

Did you know that Pat Moore has no penis? Read all about it here, along with nine other things you need to know...

Just a little more Olympic art work and news for the end of the week....

Like snowboarding, art is nominally a subjective medium, but like slopestyle and the halfpipe that doesn't prevent people from trying to judge it. Today we've amassed the poster art from the history of the Winter Olympics so that we can all practice for the Olympics by having a good topical judge. See what you think...

The hiatus is over. Here's something about skiers...

I'm going to a place with no internet connection, and after that I'll be spending some quality time behind the Great Firewall of China where I won't be able to access the fun bits of the internet. Any legal notices will be dealt with when I return. See you in the New Year.

Tip tip: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?...