One huge problem with Russia's new proudly anti-gay stance that seems to have passed people by is, how the hell are they going to manage the opening and closing ceremonies? The organising committee must be shitting bricks as they furiously try to rework all their plans to keep in line with the new rules, with just a few months left to go. After all the Olympic ceremonies are nothing if not huge doses of camp pageantry. To illustrate my point....
Onesies
Skiers
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Snowbladers
Spandex and shiny helmets
Huge beavers
Giant sparkly bears
The Village People
Being absolutely fabulous
Everyone wearing natty matching costumes
...particularly the Canadians
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Everyone wearing natty matching outfits and line dancing
...particularly the Canadians
Huge erecting phalluses
& a snowboarder shooting through a gassy ring
Good luck ceremony organisers.
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